Rodeo Song

Well it's forty below And I don't give a fuck Got a heater in my truck And I'm off to the rodeo It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you fuckin' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn fool Y'know you piss me off You fucking jerk Get on my nerves Well here comes Johnny With his pecker in his hand He's a one-ball man And he's off to the rodeo It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you fuckin' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know you piss me off You fucking jerk Get on my nerves Well it's forty below And I ain't got a truck And I don't give a fuck 'Cause I'm off to the rodeo It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you fuckin' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know you piss me off You fucking jerk Get on my nerves Well here comes Johnny With his pecker in his hand He's a one-ball man And he's off to the rodeo It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you fuckin' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn fool Y'know you piss me off You fucking jerk Get on my nerves