Santa Lost a Ho

Santa used to like to chuckle He's always been a bellyful of laughs, Sittin' in his Santa Claus chair Posing for the photographs But now he don't laugh so much In fact, about one-third less Old Saint Nick got a problem Man, he's in an awful mess 'Cause he used to go, ho-ho-ho Now he's only goin' ho-ho (Oh-oh! Where'd the other ho go?) I don't know But Santa's feelin' might low He used to do, hidey-ho Now he's only doing hidey (Oh-oh! Where'd the other ho go?) I don't know, Santa lost a ho Now, Santa's been doin' his best To get into the Christmas mood Keepin' his little elves happy He's the number one Christmas dude But there ain't no joy 'Cause just one toy Is missin' from Santa's shack He never had a doll go awol Once he got her in the sack 'Cause he used to go, ho-ho-ho Now he's only goin' ho-ho (Oh-oh! Where'd the other ho go?) I don't know But Santa's feelin' mighty low He used to do hidey-ho Now he's only doin' hidey (Oh-oh! Where'd the other ho go?) I don't know Santa lost a ho You better find that ho Before it takes off Christmas eve 'Cause a Santa that's only got two ho's No one would believe Oh, Santa if you need some cheerin' Stop by on your way Jug Band goin' to par-tay All the way to Christmas day Just open up your bag of joy Soon you gonna feel alright You're gonna leave here laughin' Even if you're one ho light 'Cause he used to go, ho-ho-ho Now he's only goin' ho-ho (Oh-oh! Where'd the other ho go?) I don't know But Santa's feelin' mighty low He used to do hidey-ho Now he's only doin' hidey (Oh-oh! Wwwhere'd the other ho go?) I don't know Santa lost a ho But I do know Good things in life They come and go Poor old Santa lost a ho