My maid is cleaning the bathroom, so I can't take a shower

When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour

I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, 'cause I slept in 'til two

Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu

Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen

I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine

Some idiot just called me up on the phone

What!? Don't they know how to text? OMG!

I got

First world, first world problems

(First world problems)

First world, first world problems

(First world problems)

First world, first world problems

I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator

Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later

Tried to fast forward commercials. Can't, I'm watching live TV

I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free

My barista didn't even bother to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte!

First world, first world problems

(First world problems)

First world, first world problems

(First world problems)

First world, first world problems

Can't remember which car I drove to the mall

My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a Neanderthal!

The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itchin'

My house is so big I can't get WiFi in the kitchen

Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need just so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon!

First world, first world problems

(First world problems)

First world, first world problems

(First world problems)

First world, first world problems

First world, first world problems

(First world problems)

First world, first world problems

(First world problems)

First world, first world problems

(Laughing)