My New Bike

Walking down the street today I saw it in the yard I thought I'd take that fucking bike I knew it wouldn't be hard It ain't no fucking scooter boy It ain't no god damned trike Try and take it from me squirt And we will surely fight It's my bike Fuck you man It's my bike I'll whip your ass It's my bike It's my bike This is how the story goes But this is not the end How the fuck was I to know I stole it from a friend That little punk sold me out To the god damned cops Now you really messed up boy I'm gonna punch you in the chops It's my bike I told you Mom It's my bike His word against mine It's my bike It's my bike I know, let's fight for it A lesson taught but he's still my friend For his bike I'll own until the end So if your bike is laying in the yard Just try and catch me fool It's gonna be real hard It's my bike Fuck you man It's my bike I'll whip your ass It's my bike It's my bike It's my bike I told you Mom It's my bike His word against mine It's my bike It's my bike