Pears for Lunch

Ate eight bananas and I thought about a jog

Legged it around the gaff and took my top off

I look crap with my top off

I look crap with my top off

Spend my time watching Top Gear with my trousers down

Covered in sudocreme and talking to myself

Garlic curry cheese chips

Garlic curry cheese chips

Digestive fingernails are sogging from your mug

Looks like an art attack when tilted from a shelf

I don't know what she wants

I don't know what she wants

Wish I was a wife

Wish I was a wife

Wish I was a wife

Wish I was a wife

Digestive fingernails are sogging from your mug

Looks like an art attack when tilted from a shelf

I don't know what she wants

I don't know what she wants

Wish I was a wife

Wish I was a wife

Wish I was a wife

Wish I was a wife

I said this and I said that

And I said this I said this

I can't eat your pears for lunch

I can't eat your pears for lunch

I can't eat your pears for lunch

Nice to meet you but if

I said this and I said that

I said this, I said that

Ate eight bananas and I thought about a jog

Legged it around the gaff and took my top off

I look crap with my top off

I look crap with my top off

Snorted a wasp and told them to eff off

Wow, wow, wow, wow

Snorted a wasp and told them to eff off

Wow, wow, wow, wow