Mad Random

Yeah do doo do do doo do shoo ba doo Funny thing happened the other day See someone asked me what's the meaning of Bread and Oats I said shit I don't know I came up with the name And you showed up at the show So the fact that you're payin' me means you connected with the flow Cause I stood up on stage and you stood down on the floor With your hands up With your back towards the door And then you asked for encore and I gave you some more And then someone asks me "Can I buy it in stores?" I said, "Stores, do they have those anymore?" She said, "Of course they do!" I said, "No they don't." She said, "I'll buy it tomorrow." I said, "No you won't." She said, "Why?" I said, "Well you askin' all those questions." And I walked away, she learned a valuable lesson Mad random I'm mad random Big bird Mad random Little bird I'm mad random Big bird I'm mad random I got a sense of humor it's my sixth sense I want to grow up and have a house with a picket fence No I don't Who wants to have that Paint it one week the next week you got to go back Keep the house I'll take the land paint my fence back With a pitbull in the yard that don't bark or attack But you think he does Because he's a pitbull Well we'll just leave it at that And while I'm at it I'll get a cat Or a lion or a tiger like Mike Tyson Nah I don't think so That's a lot of responsibility And the nails grow long And I don't like tigers anyway Why would you have a tiger Now going back to the song I'm mad random I'm mad random Doo do doo dad ooo Doo do doo doo I'm mad random Big bird I'm mad random Paper mache Do doo mad random Doo do doo doot Yeah Yeah Yeah Check Check I feel deserted I'm nervous I'm the only one that heard it The sound of gunshot The shot the gun that practically murdered our culture When you got beef you don't ask for the- I'm mad random