Harry Potter in 99 Seconds

There once was a boy named Harry Destined to be a star His parents were killed by Voldemort Who gave him a lightning scar Yo Harry! You're a wizard! Harry goes to Hogwarts, he meets Ron and Hermione McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor Draco is a daddy's boy, Quirrell becomes unemployed The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore Ron breaks his wand, now Ginny's gone And Harry's in mortal danger Tom Riddle hides his snake inside his ginormous secret chamber Harry blows up Aunt Marge The Dementors come and take charge Lupin is a wolf, the rat's a man And now the prisoner is at large They use time travel, so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban Who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather, I don't really get it either Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament With dragons and mermaids, oh no! Edward Cullen gets slayed, he's back Harry, Harry, It's getting scary Voldemort's back and you are a revolutionary Harry Dumbledore, Dumbledore Why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him? He is forced to leave the school Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool Kids break into the Ministry Sirius Black is dead as can be Oh Split your soul Seven parts of a whole They're Horcruxes It's Dumbledore's end There once was a boy named Harry Who constantly conquered death But in one final duel between good and bad He may take his final breath