(A) Man Ray

He said, "I'm just a little fascinated by the female form But sadly you're as near as I'll ever get And if I fail to catch that wounded goddess in you Well, I've a flair for porno" He said, "Just let me take your picture" And I said "OK, but my stomach's not where it ought to be It's not like you could eat ice cream off it" And he said "It's OK, just keep your shirt on" And his eyes glazed over, so insistent Effortless charm and a tasteless hairline This velvet crush of a man, crouched over a camera stand And a flair for porno A flair for porno He's got a flair for porno He said, "You're a dazzling floral display" He said, "You're a dazzling floral display"