Daves I Know

Radio DJ: Caller, go ahead

Guy: Yeah, uh, I'm here with my girlfriend?

Girl: Hi

Guy: Do you want us to turn our radios down? We already did

Girl: Yeah

Guy: Okay, listen: Will you play our song for us?

DJ: Um, well, what is your song?

(At the same time) Guy: "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" / Girl: "Love Lift Us Up Where We Belong"

Girl: What?

DJ: What is your love song?

Guy: It's, uh, oh …

Girl: It's, um …

These are the Daves I know I know

These are the Daves I know

These are the Daves I know I know

These are the Daves I know

David Hoffner

He works in my dad's store

He's worked here for 12 years

He'll probably work here four more

These are the Daves I know I know

These are the Daves I know

These are the Daves I know I know

These are the Daves I know

Dave Gord

I've known since I was six

In grade eight he broke his leg

So we got drunk and sick

These are the Daves I know I know

These are the Daves I know

These are the Daves I know I know

These are the Daves I know

Some of them are Davids

(But most of us are Daves)

They all have their own hands

But they come from different mums

These are the Daves I know I know

These are the Daves I know

These are the Daves I know I know

These are the Daves I know

Dave Jadisky

Man this cat can swing

He weighs almost 50 pounds

And he delivers my paper on time

These are the Daves I know I know

These are the Daves I know

These are the Daves I know I know

These are the Daves I know

Dave Capisano

I hardly know him

These are the Daves I know I know

These are the Daves I know

These are the Daves I know I know

These are the Daves I know

(We are the Daves he knows he knows)

(We are the Daves he knows)

(We are the Daves he knows he knows)

(We are the Daves he knows)

(Some of us are Davids)

(But most of us are Daves)

(We all have our own hands)

(But we come from different mums)

These are the Daves I know I know

(We are the Daves he knows he knows)

These are the

(Daves!)