On Wednesdays, We Wear Pink

She's like "Come on man you're being such a buzz kill 'Cause you know that it's easier than you'd think To lose yourself in all of these cheap drinks" She's like "Come on, man, what did you say that for? You know no one cares about what you think Just speak enough so they think you're listening" But I'm the one who needs to get my act together Ain't got enough debt yet to consider myself a winner But she's double majoring in chain smoking and loitering With a minor studies in spending all of her parents money Trying to be the M.V.P. of tonsil hockey But she's like "Come on, man, what did you wear that for? You should know pigs eat first with their eyes So make sure what you sell is what you advertise" But honestly love what would we break bread for 'Cause I can see you choking on your pride And honey we both know you'll never swallow But she's double majoring in chain smoking and loitering With a minor studies in spending all of her parents money Trying to be the M.V.P. of tonsil hockey Deep down you know what you are An imitation of a work of art Getting high off of any guy Who talks to you like misogyny taught him to