Here's a story I'll tell ya
Step inside, drop your coat take a look around
It's about a girl I knew once
She makes me weak when I hear her sound
There's too much love in my heart
With no one to give my love to
Now I know from the start
I wanna give all my love to you
But I can't have her
Cos she's a joker smoker
She's a railway toker
She's on a black star liner
But she don't wanna know sir
Cos she's a joker smoker
She's a railway toker
She's on a black star liner
See I thought she was the one for me
My sweet sweet beautiful lady
We had some fun and laughter
And what I found, what I found after
Was a little note which I did read
And it said
There's too much love in my heart darling
With no one to give my love to (I've got no one, I've got no one)
Now I know from the start
I wanna give all my love to you
But I can't have her
Cos she's a joker smoker (la la la la)
She's a railway toker (woah)
She's on a black star liner (yeah)
But she don't wanna know sir (no)
Cos she's a joker smoker (yes she is)
She's a railway toker
She's on a black star liner
