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PERFORMING ARTISTS
Epic Rap Battles of History
Epic Rap Battles of History
Performer
Peter Shukoff
Peter Shukoff
Performer
Lloyd Ahlquist
Lloyd Ahlquist
Performer
Zach Sherwin
Zach Sherwin
Performer
Dante Cimadamore
Dante Cimadamore
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Peter Shukoff
Peter Shukoff
Songwriter
Lloyd Ahlquist
Lloyd Ahlquist
Songwriter
Zach Sherwin
Zach Sherwin
Songwriter
Dante Cimadamore
Dante Cimadamore
Songwriter

Lyrics

Oh, is it me? Well here's my first issue I barely even know enough about you to diss you But you guys honestly think that I'd screw this feud up And lose to the dude a huge toothy cootchie chewed up? That's bananas! I do damage when I brandish my katanas Man, I'll slice you up then vanish in my ladybug pajamas I'm one of a kind, you're a Xerox of your papa Doing temp work for Vader and odd jobs for Jabba I'm tight, you're mad baggy I'm toned, you're so flappy Mad cause Sam Jackson killed your clone daddy Somebody outta put a bounty on that cape Maaaybe I'll write a letter, and mail it in your face Good thing I keep Tums in the Slave 1, cause your style makes me spacesick And your bars are like your old pal Cable: fucking basic I'll smack a merc in the mouth if he doesn't quit running that lip off Bitch, who you calling clone, you're a Deathstroke rip-off You stole Spiderman's eyes and Snake Eyes' weapons You got Wolverine's powers, man, you're comic sloppy seconds That Dr. Killbrew dude needs to go back to med school Cause right now you're no good to me, Deadpool Ooooh, what's that? A missile backpack Well I guess you'll be alright if a fucking bird attacks Presenting the most overrated character anyone ever saw With five lines in the trilogy, and one of them was "AAAH!" I only need five lines, cause I look fucking great You look like someone spilled lasagna on your face But you're worth a lot to me if I bring you back dead Schizophrenics pay triple, one for each head Who you calling schizophrenic? You've got two different voices! You're like your holiday special: Full of bad choices You think your chimichanga's hot, but you couldn't be milder You should've made the choice to ditch the prick from Van Wilder And the coolest things about you got straight-up abandoned You let a kiwi hold your gun and he fucked up your canon So maybe don't talk about movies cause you've got dick to say Wrap that arm dart around Jar Jar and go far far away I'm a legend, you're a trend, you ain't got half the skills I got I'll beat your ass with one eye closed: Boba Fetty Wap And then I'll call Domino's, she likes what I'm shaking She prefers my durasteel to your Canadian bacon Now take a lesson from a genuine assassin who's blasting foes I come equipped with a full set of sick Mandalorian flows Everybody knows you got that power of regeneration Now run home and heal from this disintegration
Writer(s): Peter Shukoff, Lloyd Leonard Ahlquist, Dante Michael Cimadamore Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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