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Boobs
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Boobs was released on January 1, 1998 by Wallis Originals as a part of the album Boobs
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AlbumBoobs
Release DateJanuary 1, 1998
LabelWallis Originals
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM100

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Ruth Wallis
Ruth Wallis
Songwriter

Lyrics

You've gotta have boobs
If you want to impress tycoons and rubes
You need boobs to fill out a sweater
You need two but three might be better
(That's one in the back for dancing)
Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot
Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot
You've gotta be stacked
Hey, you gotta be grouped, individually packed
For with boobs you can start a romance off
Make a man stand right up and take his hat off
(I know it doesn't rhyme, ducky, but it does keep me legitimate)
To make a bull paw the earth and mutter
Even a cow has to show her udders
You've gotta have boobs
B-O-O-B-S
Some push 'em up, some stick 'em out
And some keep 'em flappin' in the breeze
Some tie then down because if they don't
They would hang down to their knees, just you tease
You've gotta have boobies
If you want men to offer diamonds and rubies
Why? Even a tennis player would knock his balls out (Over the net)
For a chick who fills each cup until it falls out
Big, small, or medium, or oversized
They've all got that flavor and it's homogenized
You've gotta have boobs
B-O-O-B-S
Now, some have enough and some have too much
And some, like me, could stand a whole lot more
Some are like watermelons and some are like grapes
And some are like knobs upon the door, what's your score?
You've gotta be filled, two fried eggs will
Never grab him like grapefruits will
(And they're both breakfast foods)
But listen girls, don't try to fool your lover
Remember, he can go to Good Year if he wants rubber
Some men are leg men and some are behind men
But if he's a boobs man even a blind man'll find 'em
You've gotta have boobs
B-O-O-B-S
You think it's easy to write songs like this?
Lots of research
Just think if all us girls had boobies with fluoridation
We could take the cavities out of the whole damn nation
A nibble a day keeps the dentist away
Alter kackers like big knockers (This goes over great in Israel)
You've gotta have boobs, oh, be kind to your flat-chested friend
Tomorrow she may be bigger than you are
You start out with A-cup and wind up with E-cup
Silicone's a girl's best friend
Written by: Ruth Wallis
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