He stands over six foot three
Even in his stocking feet
And women turn to stare when he's just walking down the street
A modern-day Adonis, in a business suit and tie
Well if that's who you are looking for
I'm just not that guy
From the boardroom to the bedroom
He's the master of the deal
With eyes as cool as ice and nerves of tempered steel
He's got a taste for subterfuge, he'd make the perfect spy
Well if that's who you are looking for
I'm just not that guy
But if you need two good strong hands to rub your shoulders
Or bring a glass of wine, when you've had a long hard day
Someone one to laugh with as you're growing older
Take a look at me if you can only tear yourself away from him
He's a lover and sportsman
Doesn't mind a barroom brawl
And his girlfriends are like trophies he has hanging on the wall
If you get involved with him, he'll only make you cry
But if that's who you are looking for
I'm just not that guy
Sometime I wish I were that guy
But I'm just not that guy
