How We Think Every Hip Hop Song Starts

Hey we’re not rappers but this is how every single

Hip-hop song starts

Hit it

Ahh ahh ahha let me get more ahh

Turn it up

Turn it up aaaahhh (up up up)

Turn it up Turn it up Turn it up Turn it up

Turn it down (turn it down) down down

Aah go up to salute

Mother only go up to salute right there

Right there you’re good with that?

Yeah I feel good that feels good (ah ah ah)

Here I go

Wait let me get some key

Let me get some like piano keys

Yeah ahh ahhhh

Some kind of good video keys

Like your church

Yah yah our church

We’re in church right now

Ahh

Film at the opera ahh

Oh yah ok here I go

Yeah let me get our lil bullfrog

Give me some bullfrog

Ah ah..hey why you try to get some crickets

Ahh ahh oh

A bullfrog and crickets all up in this thing

Were in the pond

I said bullfrogs and crickets all up in this thing

Alright

Let me get (I need some jungle noise ,you got monkeys?)

Like the one in safari yeah yeah yeah

Like the one in safari add it elephant

That’s it?

Yah That’s it?

Double up the lion

Double up the lion yeah ah

Now we already start the song (ok)

Now we already start the song

Here we go here we go

It’s like like we’re coming from the streets

Give me some car noises

Like the traffic

Oh like a literal street?

Yeah yeah yeah

Now like the streets

Like the real street

No, we’re crossing the street

Like you came from the

You came from a street?

Like a street

Like don’t

Like don’t cross the street by yourself?

Righ righ righ

Like oh yah

Let’s start the song here we go

There it is

Here we go here we go

Yeah

One two right but we never started the song,oh crap