Michigan and Trumbull

Dad, dad, dad... (x8)

No, I never caught a ball at Tiger Stadium

No, I never bought a Stroh's at Tiger stadium

Now I'm 22 years old

And couldn't name a player if I tried

It's sad, my interest died

When Whitaker and Trammel both retired

Dad, dad, dad... (x7)

No, I never caught a ball

And I never bought a Stroh's

And dad I never could keep score beyond the fourth inning

But now it's gone, gone, gone

To some romantic place

And Tiger Town collapses

Like the brownest pages of its greatest days

And there's no one to share it with

But Hal and Dave and you dad