Shaving Cream

A baby fell out of the window

You'ld think that her head would be split

But good luck was with her that morning

She fell in a barrel of shit

Shit

Shit

Shit...

I have a sad tale to tell you

It may hurt your feelings a bit

Last night when I walked in my bathroom

I stepped in a big pile of shit

Shit

Shit

Shit...

And now folks my story is ended

I think it is time I should quit

If any of you feel offended

Stick your head in a pile of shit

Shit

Shit

Shit...

Hey daddy, hey daddy

I'm all fucked up

I'm all fucked up

I'm all fucked up

I'm all fucked up (repeating)