The year was 2007 I was kicking a soccer ball to blow off steam

When I kicked it over the fence and my dad said

I had to go ask for it politely

So I walked over and the guy who lived there said

The neighbor’s dog would tear me apart

Well he said he would’ve gotten it himself but he was a veteran

Yeah he only had one leg and one arm

So I explained the situation to my dad

And he called me a lying son of a bitch

Daymon Judiah Ryan

There is no way in hell or heaven

That a man with only two limbs lives in the house behind us

You need to man the hell up and stop being so afraid

It’s just a stupid soccer ball, what’s the worst thing that they could say?

And if I find out that you’re lying there will be hell to pay

The year was 2003 I don’t remember a lot about 2003 at all

Except for the time I was fucking around and I broke my mom’s antique skillet from the civil war

So I told her what had happened and she stared at me as I cried

And I stared back, back at her and I saw a few tears slip out of her eyes

Daymon Judiah Ryan

There is no way that we can fix this and

The only time you’ve ever shown remorse was in 2003

You need to man the hell up and stop being so fucking vain

I wanna see some tears of guilt, yeah you need to feel some good old pain

And if I find out that you’re lying there will be hell to pay

The year is whatever fucking year it is now

And I still think about this shit on rainy days

I get so claustrophobic, start bouncing off the walls and start looking for something entertaining

So i start thinking about every shitty thing my parents have ever said to me

And I, I will get really, really really really depressed and remember

Why I am so fucking insecure