The Last Hotel

Sweet home ammonia,

welcome to the Valley View Hotel.

Swap your life savings,

for a one way ticket straight to hell.

Is it any wonder her mind's gone,

to another place where she belongs?

If you ever ask her she's fine,

she feels well in the last hotel!

These bells are screaming,

there's a lady drowning in her soup!

She's left to linger,

maybe cos there's fuck all else to do!

Is it any wonder her mind's gone,

to another place where she belongs?

If you ever ask her she's fine,

she feels well in the last hotel!

Turn up your TV,

cos tonight we're dining out on slop.

Let's lynch the Matron,

maybe then they'll have to call the cops!

Is it any wonder her mind's gone,

to another place where she belongs?

If you ever ask her she's fine,

she feels well in the last hotel!