Virtual Life

Time to check my social media-ia-ia To see who loves me online (#blessedlife) Time to post a pic with an inspirational quote That's deep and will get likes No Wi-Fi! (Oh, no, I'll die) Where's my phone? (It gives me life) Eating Ramen here in my pajamas Eating Ramen here in my pajamas Eating Ramen here in my pajamas Logging on to see all of my followers Instagram my Java on a saucer There's my mama ranting 'bout Obama In all caps, improper use of commas To be honest, I feel for the Amish They can't Vine or Tweet or Facebook comment Every day, we get on the internet (Eating Ramen here in my pajamas) And talk through our screens to everyone (Eating Ramen here in my pajamas) When words fail, we speak Through emojis and memes We follow Tay Tay and Kim Kardashian (Eating Ramen here in my pajamas) When I'm not on fleek and feeling basic (Eating Ramen here in my pajamas) And my FOMO leaves me with no chill (Eating Ramen here in my pajamas) I know my Snapchat squad Will make me say off-guard The World Wide Web Is bae for real It's the virtual life and it fools us all We compare and scroll, so we'll measure up We will take selfies in the perfect lighting It's the virtual, the virtual life Had to pause from looking at a flower Just to snap a pic of nature's power Composition, filter, caption, now-ah Share the sacred moment, took an hour My friend Donna went to the Bahamas Haven't talked to her since back in college Still I stalk her feet pics by the water Wait, she likes The Donald, hit unfollow Met someone on Tinder, have crush on 'em Never call them, I'll just online holler Went to watch Madonna in Atlanta On my phone all night, I never saw her Yay, a BuzzFeed list 'bout Harry Potter Oh, My God, my phone is out of power Where's my charger? Dear God, where's my charger? It's the virtual life and it fools us all We compare and scroll, so we measure up We will take selfies in the perfect lighting It's the virtual, the virtual life