Step right up

Win a lovely prize

For your blushing bride to be

Now that trained bear

He looks suicidal

On his unicycle

But somewhere in Cleveland they're paying to see him wearing a vest

Now he dreamed of forests and hot bowls of porridge I'd wager to guess

They must have their reasons, the whole Coliseum was spewing out filth

I can't really blame them, embracing a wasteland that they didn't build (but honey)

Yogi's in agony

Oh this wasn't meant to be

Someone write him a check

All the tricks

It's not cheating if

The whole thing was fixed

And they would be rich

Off our egos

And our stubbornness

So spare me the details and build me a female out of my ribs

Cause i feared the earthquake and clowns on my birthday since I was a kid

Now clowns get elected, tell us to accept it when we take the hit

The world loves peep shows, let's give 'em a freak show they won't wanna miss (and honey)

I cried the hardest

When I saw the carnage

Of what I did

There's plenty of options, so many concoctions, keeping us still

And I'm feigning interest in somebody's business, to combat the guilt

And pressed to my temple, it's shiny and metal and hard to resist

I ran out of ammo; instead of kablamo! It just whispered "click"

I cried the hardest

When I saw the carnage

That could've been fixed