The Negative

Jenna, time to pee on a stick Wh-? I don't wanna know Come one honey, you've waited long enough Get to it and do it! Wh-? Okay, girls! Enough! You know what we mean I hope you drank enough this morning Come on, sweetie, it's better to know We'll be right here with you, so It's no or it's yes But either way you gotta take the test A squat and a squeeze A prayer and a please It's nothing A stick and a line Just one of 'em, if i'm lucky A pot and a piss Here we go sis And we'll keep our focus on The negative! Read the instructions Se puede saber la duración de la- English! Do not insert the test stick into your vagina Wow Thank you, Dawn How'd I ever get myself in this mess? One drunk night in that stupid red dress Oh, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles It looks like an ice skating outfit Stay with us, Dawn! Maybe his machinery is broken somehow What if his boys don't swim? I mean, wow! Miraculous luck! Yeah, miraculous! To get away with an unprotected fu- Funny how one night can ruin you're whole life Don't go there yet We don't know what the test says I'm already panicked! Just calm down, Godammit! Maybe it'll all be fine Maybe there'll be just one line Come on, negative! I thought you don't sleep much with you husband much anymore? Well, I - he got me drunk I do stupid things when I drink Like sleep with my husband Honey, we've all made that mistake Focus on the negative! This will all be alright It was only one night Someone send me a sign One line One line That means the test is ready This is it Shit!