I Like My Dog More Than I Like You

I got a new friend here, he's just the one for me He always listens to me and keeps me company He doesn't give me heartache and he doesn't mess around with my soul Keeps me lookin' up 'stead of staring down in a hole What I'm about to say is gonna make you stew Doesn't really matter if you want me to I like my dog more than I like you And I know you know its true And there's nothing you can do I like my dog more than I like you, I like my dog more than I like you He don't apologize for all the things he shouldn't done He doesn't make excuses, treats me like I'm number one He gives a little growl just to keep the cats away He only wants to love me, I can tell he doesn't need to say What I'm about to say is gonna make you stew Doesn't really matter if you want me to I like my dog more than I like you And I know you know its true And there's nothing you can do I like my dog more than I like you, I like my dog more than I like you Just one look from him and I feel fine You'll be in the dog house all the time When we go walkin' he pulls me to the other path I think you know threes a crowd, you can do the math If ones to go I can say for sure it won't be him I don't like chances, I can tell that yours are slim What I'm about to say is gonna make you stew Doesn't really matter if you want me to I like my dog more than I like you And I know you know its true And there's nothing you can do I like my dog more than I like you, I like my dog more than I like you I like my dog more than I like you