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Half-Mast
Comedy
Half-Mast was released on August 6, 2016 by 585278 Records DK as a part of the album Space Cat
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Release DateAugust 6, 2016
Label585278 Records DK
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM75

Credits

Lyrics

Ay, yo, Desperado
What's good?
Yo, there's a lot of stuff on my mind
I'm only sailing at half-mast because of it
Oh, um, well do you- do you wanna talk about?
Yeah, I'll talk about it
Get you mop and bucket ready
'Cause I'm about to drop some truth
Spittin' bars, driving real fast cars
Gonna blow up Mars and leave this vocal booth
Oh, alright I'm diggin' it
Tell me boy, what's peeving you off?
All the shit that's getting to me
It's making my weewee real real soft
Like bumblebees, losing keys
And douchebags with boney knees
Oh, stupid people with stupid faces
Who always show up in the stupidest places?
Yeah, you're getting it
Come on dude, let's get mad
Well now that I stop and think about it
You're right, I'm definitely not quite glad
People who sit too close to me
Really, really grind my gears
They think they're so high and mighty
I've been putting up with it for twenty plus years
You know what else really gets me going?
People who won't make a damn decision
They waste all of my precious time
And they put me in this bad condition
Jake, you know what, you're right
Like, the more I think about it
There is a lot of stuff that pisses me off
Yeah, let's keep going
Slow drivers in the morning
Turn without blinkers, there's no warning
People who won't commit to plans
I wanna choke them out with my bare hand
Don't you love when girls lead you on?
My undying hatred I call upon
You know what else is gross?
Vegetables in a can
On a side note, Han Solo's the man
I love Star Wars, did you see the new one?
Jacob, focus, gotta get this done
There's way too much in this world to hate
It's no wonder I cry when I masturbate
Y- you know what else ju- just really peeves me off?
What?
Just, white girls
Ooo
Why do you guys hate us?
Don't even get us started
Tumblr's so fucking stupid
Girls who use it make me groan
You bitch about your data but you're always on your phone
Shoes that claim to be waterproof
Screens that break when they're shatterproof
Ordering pizza with no sauce
That's a line that should never be crossed
People who look at me more than once
What's good homie?
You tryna front?
Making eye contact at the urinal
Like, come on dude, don't make this personal
Oh god, dude, I just-
I- I- I'm getting turnt just thinking about it
Dude, I am so turnt right now
Alright, well, you know what?
I can't stop now (let's just get it out)
Let's keep going (Yeah, let's just get it out)
Alright, here we go (let's just get it out)
Here we go (Alright, here we go, here we go)
Why don't people use their seatbelt?
Click it or ticket, don't tell me no
Strap your kid in a goddamn car seat
Come on, public safety, bro
Oh, look at me, I drink Starbucks
I'm a white girl in a Honda Civic
Well, fuck you, I'll take my coffee black
I don't have time for your gimmicks
Lefties, jabronies, and I'm still salty about bumblebees
Quitters, spitters, and hashtags on goddamn Twitter
They make me wanna scream and yell
Well yeah, all that shit can go burn in hell
Alright, Rob, let's relax
Jake, you started it, check your facts
Oh my god, you're right, I did start this
Yeah, well, alright, well, I've gotten everything out
Yeah, me too
You wanna go cuddle, maybe?
Yeah
Written by: Jacob Hatfield, Rob Esposito
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