Bitch, Bitch, Bitch

Lord and Lady Hare Fighting over there Darling, do beware She's a bitch Lady Aberdare's Having an affair With the butler there Just her niche Fine party divine party A touch tarty but stinkin' rich What a pretty smile Mrs. Grenville-Heath Pity they are not all her teeth Lord Devere as well He's as queer as hell And bi-sexuelle Likes to switch Delicous and so vicious Our one wish is to Bitch, bitch, bitch Lady Postlethwaite God, she's put on weight Gives you more to hate Mean old bitch Lady Leopold Looking really old Poor Sir Leopold She's a witch Chic people Unique people And freak people we Quickly ditch Lady Delaware Awful color hair That's her lover there With the twitch Lord and Lady Biggs What a pair of pigs Wear each other's wigs Itch, itch, itch June wedding The bride dreading The leg-spreading While London's rich Come here and Bitch, bitch, bitch Bitch, bitch, bitch