Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Bi Tyrant
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Brittany Barbara Hanson Anjou
Songwriter
Lyrics
What do you do when the cops are at your door
Looking for a man you haven’t seen since half past 4
I look upstairs (upstairs) I look downstairs (downstairs)
I tell the cops, nobody’s home
But I’m not alone
Creepy fucking Craigslist roommate
Alcoholic destitute
Fucking all the prostitutes
All the cabbies are after you
Creepy fucking Craigslist roommate
Alcoholic destitute
Fucking all the prostitutes
All the cops are after you
He’s wasted again
Shouting down the street
The neighbors are complaining
My landlady blames me
He scares off the ladies
I think he’s paying for sex
Blue ball desparate cab fare evading
Tyrannosaurus rex
I’m too scared to stop him
'Cause he bigger than me
Creepy fucking Craigslist roommate
Alcoholic destitute
Fucking all the prostitutes
All the cops are after you
Creatine steroid carnivore
He comes with parents who stay indoors
He moves your dishes to the other side
If you don’t do them in time
What the fuck are you supposed to do
The alcoholic
He stained my rug
He couldn’t do the laundry and he threw it out
After just one rub
You stain my rug you fucking clean it up
Jesus Christ we’re not twenty-one
You’re a
Creepy fucking Craigslist roommate
Fucking up the atmosphere
Alcoholic Vomit Stainer
Get your drunk ass outta here
Creepy fucker creepy fucker
Creepy fucker creepy fucker
Written by: Brittany Barbara Hanson Anjou
