I was..

[Burp] Ugghhh

Well I was sober as a judge walkin around Williamsburg

You know they oughta rename this place Vodkasodaburg

Cause I've been drinkin with them homos

And they say they Ain't h*mos but they, look like one to me

I got 25 bucks to blow in Vodkasodaburg

Yeah that's five drinks of bye-bye mind and I don't leave a tip

Yeah that's ice and that's vodka and that's soda, no lime, don't put no bullshit straw into it

Just now I'm starting to get it right in Vodkasodaburg

Well my brain is feeling sparkly wow

Oh I so I so appropriate alcohol

Mmm everything is clear to me now

Well I met a local man in Vodkasodaburg

Him's a self-described hopeless romantic

Am gonna buy me another drink he must be retarded

And go back to his fucking pad alone in Bushwick

And I went home with a mulatto

Oh yeah he had some mighty cold snow

And that's why then he wrote a song about me

Oh yeah, I was lucky to be alive

I threw up and mosied on back to Vodkasodaburg

All the bartenders they're all hatin' my fuckin' guts

I was just tryin' to get my time to shine

All the girls turnin' into bitches

Spending three hundred dollars on a dress just trying to get f**ed

And this is where I get it off

Oh yeah probably never going to stop

Cause I can't say I'm never going to stop

No I said i'm never going to stop

Stop

I was a sad sack of shit walkin' around Williamsburg

Just like all the residents that live in Williamsburg

I was just trying to take a little trip to Vodkasodaburg

Can I please be anywhere else in the world except for here