Well, I'm not the kind to kiss-and-tell
Bur I've been seen with Farah
I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine
I've been on fire with Sally Fields, gone fast with a girl named Bo
But somehow they just don't end up as mine
It's a death-defied life I lead, I take my chances
I die for a living in the movies and TV
But the harderst thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee
I might fall from a tall building
I might roll a brand new car
'Cos I'm the unknown stuntman
That made Redford such a star
I've never spent much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty
It's true, I hire my body out for pay, hey hey
I've gotten burnt over Sheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welsh
But when I end up in the hay, it's only hay, hey hey
I might jump an open drawbridge
Or Tarzan from a vine
'Cos I'm the unknown stuntman
That makes Eastwood look so fine
They'll never make me president but I've got the best first ladies.
Some days I've got 'em as far as the eye can see.
A morning dive with Jackie Smith, I crash in the night with Cheryl,
But in the end they never stay with me.
And I might fall from a tall building so Burt Reynolds don't get hurt,
I might leap a mighty canyon so he can kiss and flirt.
While that smoth talker's kissin' my girl I'm just kissin' dirt,
Yes, I'm the lonely stuntman that made a lover out of Burt.
