Screw the Nether

It's deep underground Past the bedrock But don't dig straight down You'll regret that But now you feel brave Equipped with your spade To roam in these caves Not looking for gold This stuff's purple Or so I've been told By some people I'll find a new bricks Where the two of these mix With a couple of clicks (I'll be swingin' my pick) This is all the prep that I go through Even if my tools are just make-do Moving to the Nether I'm moving to the Nether I'm moving to the Nether Ten blocks is the magical total 'Cause that's enough to build up my portal Moving to the Nether I'm moving to the Nether I'm moving to the Nether Welcome to Hell Weather's great here So, pull up a chair Have a cold beer You can live by the sea So happy you'll be With your cobblestone tree The neighbours aren't bright But delicious We eat bacon all night It's nutritious Hear all of them squeal From damage I deal There's plenty to steal (Hack and slash) (Gold nuggets? I'm rich!) Who cares if we're giving up sunlight? Glowstone's all we need To keep things bright Down here in the Nether We love it in the Nether You'll love it in the Nether Don't expect to see any creepers That's one of my favourite features Down here in the Nether We love it in the Nether You'll love it in the Nether You gotta know You have to fight Learn to play, there's mobs but it's not night A wooden sword won't do it They're gonna blast right through it You got a potion, use it So watch your back I won't warn you twice Fight the Ghast Oh-oh, make it cry They shoot the ground around you Making holes to fall through You know you're probably gon' to And there you go In the lava again Feels like hell the things I've just been through Won't believe a word when I tell you You know what, screw the Nether You know what, screw the Nether You know what, screw the Nether Can't believe I lost my new gear too Think I'd better come and rejoin you You know what, screw the Nether You know what, screw the Nether You know what, screw the Nether That's it I'm sick of this place, it sucks It's too hot, it never rains I'm sweaty All my clothes are dirty and filthy and on fire I'm absolutely sick of this place Ah, I miss nature All the pigs, and cows, and all the sheep and stuff I didn't think I'd miss it, but I do Oh my god! How sad I wish, I wish I could just return to the normal world again