"Starboy" - Parody of the Weeknd's "Starboy"

I suffocated my clone with this ziplock He refused to cut off his dreadlocks Whacked him like Pacino, and I screamed, "Hoo-ah!" Now I'll ruin all of his cool stuff Wait, is this a long pink lightsaber Or am I just really happy to see ya? Let's see what other toys this nerd has got Oh, sweet, it's a mask of Chewbacca Why does he still have this DVD's? Sharknado 3 and Human Centipede? It's the classic Star Wars trilogy Where Greedo got shot first by Han and that was un-PC Now I'm really pissing off the maid Holy Bantha crap, it's my Darth Vader case This figures really aren't worth lot today Couldn't keep 'em in the package I had to play I'm Chewbacca I'm playing motherfucking Star Wars It's Jabba the hut That's how 'em Ewoks talk on Endor Vader killed my only homie Obi-Wan Then I took a nap inside a dead Tauntaun Solo cut 'em open and said, I "I thought they smell bad on the outside" Jedi training with my green light coach Yoda My ship goes in the swamp, R2 says "Bleep blop" I freakin' left the keys in the ignition Can't go triple-A because Dagobah has no reception Yoda lectures me annoyingly Sounds like a backwards talking Miss Piggy "When 900 years old you reach Look as good as mwah, you'll not Kermie" You tried to kill me, but I didn't die (didn't die) Called "The Return of The Dread Guy" (dread guy) You cut your dreads without asking me Got sick having hair like a Bonsai tree There can be only one This is actually a clone war I am your father He-he-he, The Weeknd has joined the dark side I finally get to have my own toys