Alcohol Loves Me

Whiskey bottle called me up Said 'how the hell you been' I said I'm glad you called 'cause we need to talk I can't go on like this See, I tried the library (it ain't my thing) Didn't meet no girl, they didn't let me sing I found a job but can't sleep past ten (No way) Yeah I quit before I punched in He stopped me there and he shut me up All he had to say was Alcohol loves you, don't you know Waking up with things that you didn't know Teach you how to dance, gives a big romance Who the hell knew you played the trombone I'ma get drunk everyday, more like wings than a ball and chain I remember last night like it was yesterday I had a ball just living free AH But who's that girl? Who's in my bed Did she give me love or did she give me (Oooohhh) Time to see all that I have done wrong (Ain't nothing wrong with doing something wrong) Girl just take your things and move along (start moving a long, start moving) I woke her up and threw her keys All I had to say's at least Alcohol loves you, don't you know Waking up with things that you didn't know Teach you how to dance, gives a big romance Who the hell knew you played the trombone I'ma get drunk everyday, more like wings than a ball and chain (Huh!) Oh, Ladies and gentlemen (Yeah?) Let me see you put your drinks up Alcohol loves you, don't you know Waking up with things that you didn't know Teach you how to dance, gives a big romance Hey! Gimme a saxophone From the memories I'll forget, to the pounding in my head (D-d-d-don't you know) (Don't you know)