Jan Brady

Hey Marcia, that was really groovy

Well, I am Jan Brady

And you must believe that

Or forever perish in your doubt

I am the sole embodiment of Jan

And I exist to serve the Brady altar

For I have become one with another soul

And I have no need for others

Jan Brady has returned

Took over my soul and body

Then the hairstyle flew up all by itself

Never to be changed

I am Jan, Jan I am

I like to eat green eggs and ham

So now you must believe, believe and worship me

Or else a lost soul, a lost soul you will be

I pick up my lunch from Alice our house keeper

I go to school with my Brady brothers

We live in the same house but we came from different mothers

Jan Brady has returned

Took over my soul and body

Then the hairstyle flew up all by itself

Never to be changed

I am Jan, Jan I am

I like to eat green eggs and ham

Well, I know I cracked the family picture with my bike

I wasn't wearing my glasses

But I fixed everything with a bat of my eyelashes

With my wig, I'll be a smash

Polyester plaid bell bottoms

I ain't no trash

Jan Brady has returned

Took over my soul and body

Then the hairstyle flew up all by itself

Never to be changed

I am Jan, Jan I am

I like to eat green eggs and ham

Wait 'til I tell Greg