Wonder Woman vs Stevie Wonder

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Wonder Woman

VS!

Stevie Wonder!

BEGIN!

Wonder Woman fly I'm about to tell you why

Princess Diana but this lady don't die

My rhymes are signed, sealed and delivered on time

You a bald has-been

I'm in my Amazon Prime

I tell you what I say

You bit your style from Ray

The wind and the shades

And the king cobra head sway

Gods made me out of clay

Then they broke the mold

I'm like Geena Davis

In the Justice League of my own

I just called to say that you need to ditch the hair beads

Lookin' like the Predator after some chemotherapy

But don't be scared I let bats down easy

So you don't gotta worry 'bout a thing little Stevie

I feel like this is the beginning

But you have sucked for a few thousand years

I'm a man who comes from a higher ground

And I'd say DC is a whole step down

I've spittin' out hits since both fingertips

So use tip of your fingers and read my lips

Now how you gonna talk about a bat bein' blind?

You need to echo-relocate to the 4th of July

'Cause you're Miss Independent or at least you try

But your first story is you runnin' off with a guy

Kay now let me tell you the truth

'Cause I know you got the lasso

You got that wack flow, sufferin' Sappho

I'm the ceremony master blaster with bars

And I got more Grammy's than your panties got stars

Well I'm a woman who wonders what you're thinkin'

Some of your records make me wish you started drinkin'

Even if I stick to the best selections

Your YouTube videos raise some vision questions

Your ignorant questions could never cause as much pain

As never knowin' how stupid you look in your airplane

You're a misguided C-minus on a Bechdel-test joke

And my worst song is better than your best TV show

Look, I don't wanna judge a talkin' book by it's cover

But at the vegan buffet you're a full-time lover

And a part-time father from what I discovered

Nine different kids with five different mothers

You couldn't walk in my shoes

So stick to your reboots

With a plot so thin even I could see through

It's not a superstition I believe you got dissed

Not even your tiara's comin' back from this

Who won?

Who's next?

YOU DECIDE!

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