Faster Than the Shark

Beware of his six-string attack He's no ordinary Joe Six-Pack Faster than you'll ever live to be Riff meister to a deadly degree Humanuclear device, fuming with rage He's Radiation Joe, breaking the cage Hey! Stand back! The right decision There's no way you'll win this competition (Chorus) Turn out the light and watch him glow in the dark You may as well accept he's faster than the shark Commander of the powersurge Dictator of the metal church Watch him reach critical mass Forcing metal up your ass Unknowingly blessed, his licks unfolds Supercharged, unveil the power he holds Unearthly shredding, so it shall be done He'll take it to the limit going defcon 1 (Chorus) A guitar demon, showing no mercy Finger-tapping frenzy and whammy-bar abuse Stunning your senses, blinding your eyes First comes submission, then you die