Legend of the Astral Hammer

Legend of the Astral Hammer

Oh yeah!

Slashing my way through an army of goblins

On the dark side of the moon

Far overhead lunar dragons are swarming

My hammer will be their doom

Angus McFife XIII my name

Scion of mighty Dundee

Intergalactic great hero of steel

Ruler of whole galaxy

Wielding this ancestral weapon

The Hammer of Glory its name

The Kingdom of Fife will forever proclaim

Legend of the Astral Hammer

Forged in the heart of celestial fire

Legend of the Astral Hammer

Miniscule goblin, impractical sword

Legend of the Astral Hammer

Powered by lasers entwined in a star

Legend of the Astral Hammer

Crystal enchantment of steel

Eons ago, the Star Lord's descendant

Powerful unknown to man

With three epic weapons to safeguard from doom

Concealing them far 'cross the land

Relics of legend, relics of might

Fortunate army for time

For thousands of years, unfathomed, unknown

Deep in a mystical shrine

This emblem of ultimate fighter

Now battle a war in the stars

Defending the kingdom from demons of Mars

Legend of the Astral Hammer

Forged in the heart of celestial fire

Legend of the Astral Hammer

Miniscule goblin, impractical sword

Legend of the Astral Hammer

Powered by lasers entwined in a star

Legend of the Astral Hammer

Crystal enchantment of steel

Now Zargothrax rises once more

To threaten the force of the light

Assemble the heroes of steel

Prepare for the ultimate fight

Legend of the Astral Hammer

Legend of the Astral Hammer

Legend of the Astral Hammer

Forged in the heart of celestial fire

Legend of the Astral Hammer

Miniscule goblin, impractical sword

Legend of the Astral Hammer

Powered by lasers entwined in a star

Legend of the Astral Hammer

Crystal enchantment of steel