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Evil Genius
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Rock
Evil Genius was released on June 30, 2009 by Rock Candy Recordings as a part of the album Adventures in Eville
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Release DateJune 30, 2009
LabelRock Candy Recordings
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM139

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

Lyrics

Out in the hallway
I said "Hello, the dance is this Friday, do you wanna go?"
"Probably not," she promptly replied,
"But kudos for asking, you're such a nice guy"
Yeah, I should've known
I'd end up at home
Watching my Star Wars box trilogy
But here is the truth
If she only knew
That I've got a secret she'd never believe
Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
With a side-kick dog named Grover Cleveland
And she'll never know that
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels
With cyborg robot squirrels
Down in the basement, I wish she could see
The monkeys I've altered genetically
And all of my plans to make a home on the moon
Its not quite completed, but its coming soon
When I fall asleep all I do is dream
Of candle-lit dates in the laboratory
And when I'm awake its hard to concentrate
On the assembly of my robot army
Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
With a side-kick dog named Grover Cleveland
And she'll never know that
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels
With cyborg robot squirrels
I worked up the nerve to go to the dance
There's no reason I couldn't give it a chance
I walked through the door and what should I see
But it was Kelly staring back at me
And she said,
"I've always wanted to be a mad professor,
With a bottlednosed dolphin I could name Sylvester
If that's the kind of thing your into I'm your girl"
'Cause I've been looking for an evil genius
With a side-kick dog named Grover Cleveland
And now that I found you
We can take over the world
With Cyborg Robot squirrels
With Cyborg Robot Squirrels
Written by: Matt Langston
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