I laughed when your dog died
It is cruel but it's true
Take me back, kiss my soft side
Does he love me most now that his dog is toast?
I'm with stupid, find me with this guy
Colossal and he's caught in my hair tie
Best is when he stays with me all night
All mine, big fight, soft side
Blacked out with the beefcakes
Syphon drool, just be cool
Lost the bet, won the sweepstakes
Does he love me most? Maybe I don't come close
I've been celebrating since Thursday
I always get dumped on my birthday
I'm the one who said in the first place
Foreplay, okay, anyways
I'm four years above sixteen
I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline
I'm too sad to be mean
I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen
Gone south at the Safeway
Bark me through it, baby, prove it
I'm a mess, I mean in the best case
Does he love me most? Maybe I don't come close
I'm four years above sixteen
I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline
I'm too sad to be mean
I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen
I'm four years above sixteen
I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline
I'm four years above sixteen
I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline
I'm too sad to be mean
I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen
I'm four years above sixteen
I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline
I'm too sad to be mean
I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen
