Bless My Heart

Listen here, honey, I know you mean well

But that southern drawl don't cover up the smell

Of your sweet, little goody-goody

Spoiled rotten, daddy's girl act

Your two-faced, trash-talkin' tongue

Might as well be an axe

'Cause you cut down anything you don't understand

Anybody who interferes with your plans of

Riding that high horse on to victory

I know you ain't that blonde, so don't you play dumb with me

You'd knock a girl down

So you could feel tall

You'd burn Cinderella's dress

So you could feel like the hottest girl at the ball

You're a beauty mark

On the human race

And if you bless my heart

I'll slap your face

It's evolution, honey, and in case you didn't know

More you learn, the more you grow

When you're livin' in a bubble you can bet that it's bound to burst

You gonna pay for every time you didn't put the greater good first

You'd knock a girl down

So you could feel tall

You'd burn Cinderella's dress

So you could feel like the hottest girl at the ball

Well, you're a beauty mark

On the human race

And if you bless my heart

I'll slap your face

Yodelay-ee, yodelay-ee

Yodelay, yodelay, yodelay-ee

Yodelay-ee, yodelay-ee

Yodelay, yodelay, yodelay-ee

Judge not lest ye be judged

Kindness and love

All the pretty girls

Are made of

You'd knock a girl down

So you could feel tall

You'd burn Cinderella's dress

So you could feel like the hottest girl at the ball

You're a beauty mark

On the human race

And if you bless my heart

I'll slap your face

If you bless my heart

I'll slap your face