I'm the Bad Guy

I'm not the damsel in distress I'm not your girlfriend Or the frightened princess I'm not a little bird Who needs your help to fly Nope, I'm the bad guy All these former vilains that you see Each of them, with shaking knees Has knelt before me So I'm not your teamate Or your partner in crime What am I, boys? (He's the bad guy) Oh, it's magic To watch a planet Shrivel up and die Oh, it's thrilling To be a villain I destroy their hopes And then I watch them cry 'Cause I'm the bad guy Actually I'm not the bad guy I'm just a bit surprising It's not worth losing sleep It's not worth analyzing There was a time Not so long ago at all I wished just like you Can you hear my call? Oh, ain't it fantastic? I see something I blast it! And let me tell you why I always had a weakness For barenness and bleakness I crush all your hopes And then I watch you cry See, I find this business rather fun I don't want your assistance Or your adulation I'll vaporize your galaxy And bid you bye-bye Why? Come on, guess ('Cause, you're the bad guy?) Well, girl, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha