Liquor

Fill the shot glass to the brim Twist the cap and pour it in Turn it up and then fill it up again Turn this misery on its ear Make a memory disappear Maybe then I'll switch to beer 'Til it reappears Wish I could hold that girl like I can hold my liquor I'd rather be with her tonight, no offense to you, bartender Guess you could say that I'm the king of all pretenders Thinkin' I can hold that girl like I can hold my liquor I told her someday I'd lay it down I guess I never got around To that one fast enough So set me one more up Wish I could hold that girl like I can hold my liquor I'd rather be with her tonight, no offense to you, bartender Guess you could say that I'm the king of all pretenders Thinkin' I can hold that girl like I can hold my liquor Wish I could hold that girl like I can hold my liquor I'd be in her arms, not in this bar on one more bender Guess you could say that I'm the kind of all pretenders Thinkin' I could hold that girl like I can hold my liquor Fill the shot glass to the brim Twist the cap and pour it in