World's Best Dad

If I don't have the world's best Dad

At least it's on his coffee cup!

And once a month I get to have my very own check-up

He's not the kind to give a hug

He was a doctor in a war

And though he never gets too close

That's what the check-up's for!

Oh, here we go

He'll take my hand inside of his hand

Though, there is the glove

And all that I know, he'll listen through his stethoscope

As my heart fills with love

Pom Pom Pom Pom...

Ahhhhhhhhhh

Pom Pom Pom...

Amandine!

Amandine Poulain likes the flavor of stamps

Has a nervous twitch around her eye

She likes a bath at bedtime

And dislikes when my fingers wrinkle

Our daughter's heart is racing

Oh dear

I fear it might be broken

She's broken?

I worry that her heart cannot handle any stimulation

What do we do?

We cut all recreation and teach her at home

We can keep her heartbeat stable

Your school is the kitchen table

Now

No need to take the school bus

Just leave it to the two of us

No germs or boys or bullies

But say hello to your new classmate

Would you like to name him?

Fluffy