Respect the Mustache

Meanwhile, behind the facade

There lurks the secret of a strange Albanian genius

I'm like a young Bill Kazmaier, swollen from the juice

Primobolan in my hemoglobin, chiefin' on the spruce

Rocking all white silk, shorts just stop at the knee

Stay saucy like a pasta, with the broccoli, who's stopping me?

You gotta be out of your mind, I'm an anomaly

Salt and pepper beard, distinguished look just like I'm Connery

Escape the rocks, see me rollin' through the furnace

If I make it to the top it's 'cause this motherfucker earned it

Well since I'm high, straight polenta from the pot

On some bad lieutenant shit, show me how you suck a cock

Hoppin' out the '97 Cadillac d'Elegance

Pocket full of Mozza, catch me fucking with some lesbians

Man, fuck that Bronson, don't even say nothing to these faggots

Man, you already know what time it is

Man, we fuck around and fuck their fathers up

I love chocolate just like Colagaro

From flushing out to Kosovo

My family pedigree picnics with Berettas

Filas on the slippers, windbreaker pants and sweaters

Very clever, ancient blood lines gettin' cheddar

Cobblestone the streets, shifting manual in Benzes

Neighbor with the Hoxha, him and all his shit offends

So we gather up the lamb, he sacrifice it properly

Stuff and twist the cabbage leaves, smoke exotically

Control the whip with one hand, listen to Hendrix

Loaded .45 chrome, tucked by the appendix

Every sentence like the Machu Picchu descendants

When I rhyme, I'm always on time, perfect attendance

I'm living splendid, blowing sticky in a rented

The olive oil virgin, first press, it's never blended, kid

I'm straight raw like Carpaccio

I'm just a heartthrob that's straight off the screen just like DiCaprio

Fuck your feedback, respect the mustache

You're like a forty dolla holla from Guadalajara

Respect the mustache

Motherfuckers ain't promised tomorrow

Roll the drugs just like I'm Morimoto, hold my nuts in my hand

That's when I pose for photo, doggy, I'm often dolo

'Cause I'm an only child, plus I love the silence

Just me and my thoughts, one hand grip the hooptie wheel

Soon you'll see me in the Coupe Deville

Eating stupid veal, steady aimin' shoot to kill

Walk with a cane, but no I'm not a pimp

P-p-pinkie in the air, martini glasses full of shrimp, pussy

Yeah, straight fuckin' fly shit

Shout out to my man Statik Selektah

Action Bronson, and shout out to your moms man

That made me the fuckin' man I am today

And a real special shout out man, to PO Garcia, man

Stop ringing my bell 9:00 o'clock at night, man

You know I'm not in the crib

Big Body Bes, man

Fuck your feedback, respect the mustache

You're like a forty dolla holla from Guadalajara

Respect the mustache

Motherfuckers ain't promised tomorrow