Mars Is No Fun

You can't go to the beach not enough water

You can't open the window there's no air outside the bungalow

They didn't mention it on the brochure

Got trapped here when I moved five years ago

Mars is no fun

Mars, Mars

Mars is no fun

Mars, Mars

They said everything is pure out there

You'll be the first human beings to show the world

There's life outside of Earth

But the Greens don't like us

They want us to leave the place

Will you get my postcard before Christmas?

Mars is no fun

Mars, Mars

Mars is no fun

Mars, Mars

I want to go back on Earth and live with you

In our social housing

Wander all afternoon in the shopping mall

Of Milton Keynes

Mars is no fun

Mars, Mars

Mars is no fun

Mars, Mars

You can't really move here

The law of gravity

Is much, much stronger

It's like a tragedy

You're grounded on the ground

If you kiss it's forever

And if you do it on a bed

Do you get the picture?

Mars is no fun

Mars, Mars

Mars is no fun

Mars, Mars

Mars is no fun

Mars, Mars

Mars is no fun

Mars, Mars

Mars