H, if you are an avocado afici-aficionado
You could push my button and see
I'm not ready, no
I'm not ready to eat
'Cuz if you choose out to pick me
You'll find that I'm, I'm clinging to my tree
Oh, and when I'm ready
Will I make the call
Wish for two good hands to catch my fall
Till then, you best stay away
Find a better avocado that's ripe today
'Cuz if you cut the skin you'll see
A stone where a heart should be
Oh, where a heart should be
Where a heart should be
I said, if you are an avocado afici-aficionado, no
Well, you could push my button and see
That I'm not ready, no
Not ready to eat
Not ready for your toast in the morning
When your belly wake, still yawning
Not ready for your midnight snack
Not ready to give nothing back
'Cuz if you choose out to pick me
And if you cut the skin you'll see
A stone where a heart should
Where a heart should be
