More of Him To Love

Oh when I was just a girl I used to dream of a mate Who would bring me lots of sweets And put some sausage on my plate Mr. Gloop was quite a meal But now he seems just like a crumb 'Cause it turns out that dessert was yet to come! So we were wed und in mein magen Something big began to bloom Und my liver und my kidney Had to vacate to make room Then the blessed day arrived And out he rolled so round and sweet And the first words that he uttered were- Let's eat! So mit strudel, he'd canoodle How he loved my pretzel pie He ate the whole kit and kaboodle And grew wide as well as high Though his size is rather shocking He's what I've been traumen of 'Cause there's more, more, more of him to love Go ahead Augustus, don't be shy Schpill your guts! Like mein mutter und mein vater I enjoy a healthy meal Yes, my outside's soft und flabby But my inside's made of steel We raise piggies in the backyard Then I eat them limb from limb We won't leave our dachshunds all alone with him! So this morning I was eating When such hunger did attack And fifty Wonka bars were waiting For a nice mid-breakfast snack But the taste was kind of different Like a bratwurst three days old So I spit it out and saw I had struck gold! Now I'm the perfect ticket winner For on chocolate I did teeth I am excited but keep eating 'Cause I only stop to breath And a lifetime full of chocolate A gesundheit from above And there'll be more, more, more of me to love Let's yodel! Oh-de-lay-ee Oh-de-lay-ee Oh-de-lay-ee Te-o-lo-de-o-de-lee Te-o-lo-de-o-de-lee Te-o-lo-de-o-de-lee Oh-de-lay-ee Oh-de-lay-ee Oh-de-lay-ee Te-o-lo-de-o-de-lee Oh-de-lay-ee Oh-de-lay-ee Oh-de-lay-ee Oh-de-lay-ee Oh-de-lay Te-o-lo-de-o-de-le