Livin' Like a Star

Yo, I used to be in love with this girl named jill I know why, because she had the butt like that of a hill But you couldn't tell me nothin, cause jill was number one Cause to me, oh my god, how she made me come I shoulda knew the consequences from the get-go She would use me like a puppy from a pet show But like a fool in love I fell for her game But ah - I got mine everytime I came You know the place, flatbush avenue Where I first met the hoe, I said, "yo, haven't you Been around before, did we get down before? I forget, but I bet I met you in a store Mickey d's - yeah, now I remember" She said, "that was for school, I needed money in september Cause I'm a member of the booster squad" And I was thinkin to myself: I knocked her boots so hard That's just what I did, until we had a kid Now the bitch got half my money, plus the crib Plus the car, plus the limo with the bar But I guess that's what you get when you're livin like a star Livin like a Livin like a Livin like a star Every day I wake up, I take up my pen I write a dope rhyme, then I stretch and bend And I excercise, wipe the boogers out my eyes And so on... let me go on to the surprise I'm chillin in my couch in a slouch-like position Thinkin of a way to spend the day like fishin Nah - dairy - yeah - cheese Yo, that's the way to go, but no polly-o, please Picked up the phonebook, lookin at the pages Lookin at the star rating right beside the ages Looked under 'x' for 'sex' and saw stacy Yeah, you know the one that we call dick tracy Yes, I think that she can solve my case So I call her on the phone, she was home alone She said, "come over to my place, I'll cook dinner" Ring-ring-ring-ring - I think we got a winner Threw on some dip for the trip across town Yo, I got to go, cause the hoe is down So I hopped inside of the rented corolla Saw another girlie, she was pushin on a stroller I said, "yo baby," then "hello, mother" And then I said, "wait a minute, where is the other? " She said, he said, he wasn't stayin with her "But maybe we can drop the baby by the sitter And go for a ride, if I was you, I'd consider" I dropped the kid off about three blocks away Went back to the bush to collect my pay When I got to the crib ma dukes was home So I couldn't go inside, cause then I couldn't bone Bone - t-bone - yeah, good thinkin Got to his crib faster than you could blink, and T-bone was home alone, I said, "t You got to look out now, come on now, this is me I got cheese, and she's bein naughty" I heard some footsteps, then came 40 40 lover smooth like groove to the butter He was busy guzzlin a 40 like water He said, "ed, let's go get another No, get two for me, you and my brother" I said, "bet, while I jet just wait" Went outside just a minute too late I didn't know where the hell honey dip went till I saw the cheese breeze by in my rental Oh, it's sugar, she stole my car But I guess that's what you get when you're livin like a star Livin like a Livin like a Livin like a star Livin like a Livin like a (Super) (superstar) Livin like a Livin like a Livin like a star (Every other month I get a brand new car)