There's a lady who lives in this city
Her eyes sparkle like a lagoon
And the shape of her leg is so pretty
She turns every head in the room
But she has peculiar affection
And it comes in the shape of a pet
When she walks down the street with her black leather lead
Even priest have to drink to forget
Oh Bella signorina with the ugly duck
You got me waiting way to long
Bella signorina send my pulse rate up
C'mon and let me walk you home
Oh he's pecking at my feet
Oh he's coming after me
But I don't want to run away
Bella signorina with her ugly duck
Signoroina you're the one for me
Asked her how it got started
She said she'd explain it to me
But first I must make a promise
Be sworn to complete secrecy
You can see I'm a man of honour
And always stay true to my word
I can tell you no more
About the one I adore
Just instead of a dog there's a bird.
