Roll 'Em

Let me show you how to throw them dice First you gotta make 'em treat you nice Here's a little bit of free advice Listen to Sonny, we'll make some money Keep it quiet when you shake them bones Close the doors and disconnect the phones 'Cause you want to hear these losers groans Let's start the betting, ready, get set and Roll 'em You're my lucky charm Roll 'em Use that lucky amazing arm Roll 'em Go for broke, kid, let's bet the farm Roll 'em down the aisle Makin' Sonny smile and looking good Hey Sonny, your kid's got an arm like a wet noodle Yeah, Sonny, that boy's a loser Thank you! Everybody shut up! I don't want nobody laughin' at this kid Nobody laughs at my boy here Come on, kid, give me a seven Okay, Sonny Seven! Will ya look at this kid? Give me those dice, let's do it again Five thousand! No one else had better jinx the kid Don't ya even let me think you did Say you would, I'm gonna flip my lid Shut your trap or get in the crapper Come on, buddy, time to shake that fist Papa's riding on your magic wrist Try to finish with a little twist Bing, bam, boom, boys, give him some room to Roll 'em Hey, this is fun Roll 'em Three and four or six and one Roll 'em Get those sevens, done and done Slam them off the wall Make those numbers fall just like they should Okay, Sonny, seven Go ahead, kid Seven, seven, seven come to heaven Don't get cocky, kid, just throw the dice Four! Four's a point I'm sorry, Sonny No, four's okay, kid, don't panic But I didn't throw a seven! Four's okay, kid, take it easy Kid's panicking, he didn't throw a seven No, you just have to throw another four I say the kid makes a hard four Two, two, on the hard four I say we put all the money down Don't worry, Sonny, I can throw another seven No, no sevens, no sevens But I thought a seven was good! Not now, kid, not now This kid's scaring the crap out of me, this kid No, seven is not good now, I need four Two, two, you can do it Don't throw a seven We're this close to heaven We'll be in the money Unless you crap out Box cars, snake eyes That's all it'll take, guys The kid is a honey He'll do it no doubt Roll 'em I love this game Roll 'em I'm the master of this game Roll 'em Come on, two and two Roll 'em Roll 'em like you're born to do Roll 'em Roll 'em Roll 'em He did it! Four! I love this kid! Roll 'em