The Pitiful Children

You were always quite the loser, Jeremy Then I invaded, and you upgraded Ba-ba-ba-ba Whoa Jeremy, it's true that I found you But look around you Whoa All your peers are just so incomplete You can't see it, but they're all in pain Their operating systems obsolete So let's complete the change, and get inside those brains Let's save the pitiful children Whoa Let's save the pitiful children Oh Let's teach the pitiful children Who just haven't a clue just what to do Help them to help you Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Can you see the vision clearly, Jeremy Users embracing, and interfacing Shiny, happy people singing sweetly Gone is human error and fear Every issue tucked away sweetly If you feel a sob or tear, just turn that nob and switch that gear Let's save the pitiful children Yeah Let's save the pitiful children Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Let's teach the pitiful children Who just haven't a clue just what to do Help them and soon this will be you Let's save the pitiful children Let's save the pitiful children Let's teach the pitiful children, who haven't a clue If that's what we do If that's what we do Then everything about us is going to be wonderful We love everything about SQUIPs Everything about us is going to be so alive We could never live without SQUIPs We won't feel left out or unsure Not pitiful children anymore 'Cause everything about us is going to be cool When we rule