Balance (feat. Shakes)

Yo, MC Quakez

MC Shakes

Bagel King

Records

Yo, oi, Connor

Your mum

Listen

My Oyster card goes boop-iddy-boop

It's a child one

But I'm not one

This is just fun

I've got a water gun

Sprayed it at your girl's leg

She's slim like a peg

But I'm not interested

She said, "Look at your head"

Yeah, I know it's square

But what else can you say?

You can never be bae

You can never be bae

You can never be bae

I told her her breath stinks

You need breath mints

I like mince

With spaghetti

Spray confetti

My mum said, "When will you marry?"

I told her, "I'm not in a hurry

Look what happened to Barry

And Sandra

She left him

'Cause he couldn't buy her the Balenc'

'Ciaga

Would you rather

Say nada?

I'm finished

Let's go and eat some spinach

Ho

Listen

You need to know the balance

Nat West balance

Barclays balance

Bank account balance

Everywhere you go, the balance

Even your girlfriend's balance

The Balenc'

'Ciaga

I've got a friend called Valance

Never paid his balance

They came for him

The bailiff

His name was Charlie

Came with his friend Marley

I saw her and said "Chale"

She looked flawless

Quite gorgeous

Her feet was enormous

Formless

His hairline was a forfeit

So I told her, "Baby

Swing my way

And maybe one day

I could be your baby daddy"

Her skin looked sweet

Then I looked at her feet

Chipped toenails

What are those?

"You don't know pedicure

Or manicure?

I could be your cure

Make you feel secure"

The water I drink is pure

But first, yo

Listen

I said yo

Listen, ha

Mandem thought I ran out of buzz but I didn't, ha

You need to know the balance

Nat West balance

Barclays balance

Bank account balance

Everywhere you go, the balance

Even your girlfriend's balance

The Balenc'

'Ciaga

'Ciaga

'Ciaga

'Ciaga

'Ciaga

There will be no ubimilax

Only a shimilax

There will be no ubimilax

Only a shimilax